Your soulmate is not someone that comes into your life peacefully. It is who comes to make you question things, who changes your reality, somebody that marks a before and after in your life. It is not the human being everyone has idealized, but an ordinary person, who manages to revolutionize your world in a second…
Everything you love is here (via lovequotesrus)
I am a literature student and I have tears of laughter in my eyes
"Oh, to be toilet paper, that I might touch that cheek."
#The Tragic Tale of Bumeo and Juliass (via dammitjim-imthedoctor)
"Do you wipe your bum at us, sir?"
"No, sir, I do not wipe my bum at you, sir, but I wipe my bum, sir."
"Diarrhea on both your houses!"
#Good night good night farting is such sweet sorrow
"How silver-sweet sound lovers’ toots by night,
Like the softest music to attending ears.”
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